Men, do you want to know a sure sign that you are growing old?
Not OLDER—but OLD?
Surer than those emails you received in the last decade that listed all the reasons why being 50 was so good?
Surer than the ones that followed ten years later that listed all the reasons why being 60 was so good?
Sure you do!
It’s when your wife or lover gives you cologne for Christmas or your birthday or Valentine’s Day and it’s NOT some hot new combination of pheromones and a secret extract of Satyr musk.
Uh uh . . .
And why did she give it to you?
“It reminds me of my Father when I was young.”
Uh oh . . .