those legendary oatmeal farts are real (honest injun)

Talk to any group of women who live with men and you will hear a general list of, ahem, observations on the general demeanor and behavior of those men. Common observations include an attraction to spectator sports, especially if they are on television and accompanied by beer and chips; when given a few days off from work, there is a tendency towards a disheveled appearance that often borders on slothfulness; a propensity towards nose-picking; a revolting taste for porn (any porn!); etc.

And farts. Always with the farts!

Fart, a once-crude word for flatulence, is now so commonly used that whatever crudeness once assigned to its use in decent company seems absurd in hindsight. The word flatulence—itself a rather funny word—refers to the passing of gas from the intestines through the rectum.”

I have revised, expanded,  and added several illustration to this article and reposted as “those legendary oatmeal farts are real.” Go there, if you dare . . .


3 thoughts on “those legendary oatmeal farts are real (honest injun)

  1. This is Fab! Boxers are the worst dog farters next the airdales.

  2. WENDI Apologies for the delay in responding here: I just realized that I have several “pending” comments! You’re my first dog fart aficionado so I will bow to your experience. Maybe if we fed them cat food (notorious non-farters) these things would get better. Thanks for the input! NEAL

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