Two elderly widows, Ethel and Mabel, were watching the young people walk past them on their favorite park bench.
Ethel turned to Mabel and said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this book called Sex & Marriage and all they talk about is mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there! That’s all the talk about! Tell me, when your husband was alive, did you two have mutual orgasm?”
Mabel thought for a moment, and then smiled and said, “No. I believe we had State Farm . . .”