spam as dada poetry (luo is do-drop water gastight)

I AM NEW TO BLOGGING, therefore I am new to the kind of spam sent to blogs. I have not plugged in any anti-spam software (yet), as I am having a hoot reading the messages that are attached to the spam. Either the majority of spammers do not speak English—even phonetically!—or there is a method to their madness that escapes me.

Perhaps the gobbledygook that are the messages actually contain subliminal messages—and yes they exist and no they are not illegal—like the computer-generated commercials for Fruity Oat bars in Serenity (a fantastic movie—look it up). Anyway, I took three of these spamoids and turned them into some very free verse (below). Makes me want to go back to my days as a Dadaister and try my hand at spam as dada poetry . . .

Luo north is do-drop water gastight

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who wants to check out this topic. You realize
a great deal its practically hard to fight with you—
not too I actually would want.

The strength that removes this various talent body doesn’t say
that the hell
evil
blood is also very difficult to deal with of thing,
as long as walking off a blood absolute
being son,
perhaps will arouse a not foreseeable mishap, but
at this time Luo north but is do drop water is gastight,
basically have no of mishap.

I want to express my appreciation to you
just for bailing me out of this situation
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and finding basics which were not beneficial,
I figured my entire life was over existing without
the answers to the problems you’ve sorted out
by means of your entire blog post is a crucial case,
and ones that would have
in a negative way affected my entire career if
I had not discovered your blog

(How many persons exactly are what position?)

the talents and kindness
in touching the whole thing
was helpful I am not sure what I would have done if
I had not come across such a point like this
it’s possible to
at this time look ahead to my future thanks
for your time so much
for your skilled and amazing guide

(How many persons exactly are what position?)

This is the proper blog for anyone
who wants to check out this topic. You realize
I union of which you masculine should be up included.
Such type of glowing obligations and explaining!
Wear a little worthwhile works affiliates
I’ve other sorts of you guys to blogroll . . .

This is the proper blog for anyone
who wants to check out this topic.
You realize
This how many persons exactly
are what position?
You realize
This how many persons exactly
are what position?
I will not be reluctant to endorse your blog
post to anyone who needs to have guidance about this area.

                      (HOW many persons . . .)

                  Luo north is do-drop water gastight.

              (. . . many persons exactly are . . .)

          Luo north is do-drop water gastight!

      (. . . exactly are what position?)

  Luo north is do-drop water gastight.

Copy that gorram message  . . .

 


1 thought on “spam as dada poetry (luo is do-drop water gastight)

  1. Have you ever consulted the I Ching? I had discovered it just before I read THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE for the first time; back in the dark ages of the sixties.

    Man, was I confused! So many meanings in so few lines and each Hexagram more mystifying than the last.

    The effect has slowly worn off, but I still occasionally toss the coins, or pull out the Tarot cards.

    Your vintage post on spam rings that bell! And I thought it was going to be a rant about highly processed meat bi-products packaged in a rectangular can.

    Just Sayin’.

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