THIS PARTICULAR POST was written when I was uncertain as to what type of blog this site would be. It was a diary/journal type of entry, and not at all what I found that I want Neal Umphred Dot Com to be. So, rather than just delete it and create an error page for the url, I’m substituting a joke . . .
A man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. He suddenly swerved to the left to avoid hitting a tree. Then he swerved to the right to avoid another tree.
Trees were everywhere as he swerved left right left right.
Finally a cop pulled him over.
The officer asked, “Have you been drinking?”
The man told the cop about the trees all over the road.
“Listen, buddy,” replied the officer, “that’s your air freshener swinging about!”