want to find “Q”? find the missing basement …

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WHERE THE HECK IS “Q”?!!? Since the demise of 8chan in Au­gust 2019 due to its being linked to acts of vi­o­lence (in­cluding the gunman who killed at least 49 people at mosques in New Zealand), the supderduper anony­mous “Q” has been silent. While the loss of the no­to­rious so­cial media platform—effectively a vir­tual home for Q and his/her/their followers—has forced those fol­lowers to other sites, little has been heard from Q his/her/their self (selves?) READ MORE

somebody’s gotta take care of them

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MY FORMER BEST BUDDY has taken up a political-social-personal po­si­tion about three feet to the right of Pres­i­dent Trump. Whereas we used to talk al­most daily about music and movies and girls and what the hell re­ally hap­pened on 9/11, our re­la­tion­ship is now ba­si­cally him sending me an oc­ca­sional email that in­sults me in par­tic­ular or lib­erals in gen­eral. READ MORE

what do lee harvey oswald and facebook temptresses have in common?

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SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN! Gor­geous young women (and they’re al­ways young) wearing hardly any­thing at all! Where? On Face­book! They’re all over every­body’s fa­vorite so­cial media plat­form! And I reg­u­larly re­ceive in­vi­ta­tions to be­come ‘friends’ with these Face­book temptresses, these very young women wearing very little clothing.

When one re­ceives a Friend Re­quest on Face­book, it in­cludes the per­son’s Face­book ad­dress, and there­fore ac­cess to their page. READ MORE

holy fudd! academia discovers that women objectify men, see us as just so much eye-candy

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FOR STATING THE OBVIOUS, a re­cent study by two British uni­ver­si­ties an­a­lyzing im­ages posted on Tube­Crush over a pe­riod of three years is tough to top. Tube­Crush is a web­site where people post pic­tures of men (“eye candy”) taken sur­rep­ti­tiously on the London Un­der­ground railway system. The re­searchers came to this as­tounding con­clu­sion: “Mus­cles and money are qual­i­ties that straight women and gay men typ­i­cally find at­trac­tive in men!” READ MORE

among all the bones in your brain, is your ratiocinator going unused?

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I ADDED A NEW CATEGORY to this blog: “There May Not Be Any Room for Irony on Face­book but There’s Cer­tainly a Place for It on My Blogs.” But it didn’t last long, as there are just too many damn words for a cat­e­gory! So I short­ened it to “Irony on the In­ternet?” The ques­tion mark in­di­cates that irony on the in­ternet may not exist, or may be a whole lot of trouble. READ MORE

what’s long and lean and can fly but wasn’t built by boeing?

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THIS GALLERY OF PHOTOS of South­west Air­line stew­ardesses from the 1970s was in­spired by my search for an ap­pro­priate photo for my pre­vious post, “O My God­dess! Women Flying Without Men.” (Which ac­tu­ally turned up rather lean re­sults.) I de­cided on doing this gallery when I came across the Pin­terest page Flight At­ten­dant and couldn’t stop scrolling down, gawking at the photos. READ MORE

o my goddess! women flying without men

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 in­deed for the fairer sex is the cur­rent brouhaha over South­west Air­line’s first “un­manned” flight—that is, women flying a com­mer­cial air­liner without a man in the crew, in­cluding the cockpit. I use the word ‘du­bious’ in re­gards to this event only to bring at­ten­tion to the fact that it took this long for an Amer­ican air­line to as­semble an all-female crew on a com­mer­cial air­line flight.

brass-balled rightwing babe badmouths wussy liberal hollywood actresses


THANK WHOLLY GROMMETT in Heaven that we have women like Fox News host Lisa Kennedy Mont­gomery! This brass-balled babe cer­tainly put those lib­eral elite pam­pered opin­ion­ated Hol­ly­wood ac­tresses like Gwyneth Pal­trow and An­gelina Jolie in their place for keeping their sto­ries about Harvey We­in­stein to them­selves all these years!

Ms Montgomery—who must be making the ghosts of fem­i­nists past posthu­mously proud—blasted A-list We­in­stein ac­cusers for waiting to speak up after years and years and years of si­lence. READ MORE