ratiocinations out of thin air and elsewhere
GATHERED HERE are stories and articles that may be so, and may not. Some my be fact-based but embellished, others are just jokes that I rewrote to make them sound genuinely anecdotal.
Originally, I was just going to regurgitate old jokes that I liked, but there are now so many sources for so many jokes on the internet that we don't need one from me! So you get these tall-tales-with-a-punchline instead.
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FARTING AROUND with agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully is something that millions of us would enjoy. That said, I want to call attention to words exchanged in a conversation between with those and former agent Dales in The X-Files episode titled “Agua Mala.” [Continue reading]
BEFORE I MET BERNI—the light of my life, the fickle of my fancy—I dated a lot of women. Tried dating through the Personals section at the back of the local weeklies here in Seattle (The Stranger and Seattle Weekly). [Continue reading]
BEFORE I MET BERNI—who is the light of me life, the fickle of me fancy, my reason for laughing for crying for living for dying (she’s my soul and my heart’s inspiration!)—I dated a lot of women. [Continue reading]
OLD HABITS DIE HARD. Who has not heard that hoary saw? Whether it’s always so, I don’t know, but I do know that certain habits that I formed while sharing a bed with my brother Charles when we were kids became SO much a part of me, that I simply ceased to notice their presence in my nightly rituals. [Continue reading]