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the stupidest way to price a record album I ever saw!

WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST WAY to put a price on a record album that I ever saw? It hap­pened forty years ago in a thrift shop in San Fran­cisco and I still shudder thinking about it. And it didn’t in­volve those impossible-to-remove-without-lighter-fluid stickers that record store owners who don’t trust their cus­tomers affix to the front covers of LPs!

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shhh ... I’m starting a conspiracy theory here to get people masked and vaccinated

SSSHHHHHH! I’m starting a con­spiracy theory here to scare people into get­ting masked and vac­ci­nated. I want to spread a rumor that the coro­n­avirus is re­ally a con­spiracy by the elite alien rep­tiles to pass their sperm from human to human.

They do this by using the mois­ture in a sneeze or a cough or a kiss or even just in speaking as their medium to im­preg­nate people and turn “us” into “them.” [Continue reading]