want to find “Q”? find the missing basement ...

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WHERE THE HECK IS “Q”?!!? Since the demise of 8chan in August 2019 due to its being linked to acts of violence (including the gunman who killed at least 49 people at mosques in New Zealand), the supderduper anonymous “Q” has been silent. While the loss of the notorious social media platform—effectively a virtual home for Q and his/her/their followers—has forced those followers to other sites, little has been heard from Q his/her/their self (selves?) since.

Here’s why: Bill and Hill had Q kidnapped and they’re hiding him/her/they in the missing basement of the Comet Ping Pong pizzeria in DC (mysteriously referred to as “the Comet” by its habitues). So, if the QAnon-ers can figure out where the Clintons hid that basement, they will find Q.

Please do not contact me for additional information. All that I can say for certain about the missing basement is:

1.  It’s not at the Alamo.
2. The Comet does not take reservations but serves on a first-come-first-served basis.

PS: Photo lifted from NBC News.


2 thoughts on “want to find “Q”? find the missing basement ...”

    • GARY

      I am afraid I can’t vouch for the quality of the pie served at Comet Ping Pong but it’s hard to imagine a bad pizza from a non-chain pizza parlor anywhere on/in the East Coast.



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