TWO ELDERLY WIDOWS, Ethel and Mabel, were walking back to the retirement home where they lived. Along the way, they were talking about young people. Ethel turned to Mabel and said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been listening to them and all they talk about is mutual orgasm. Mutual orgasm here, mutual orgasm there! That’s all they talk about!”
Mabel said, “What was that, dear?”
Ethel spoke louder: “I said MUTUAL ORGASM! It’s all they talk about!”
“Oh,” replied Mabel.
“Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive,” said Ethel, “did you have mutual orgasm?”
Mabel thought for a moment, and then smiled and said, “No, dear. I believe we had State Farm …”