I DON’T GIVE A HOOT what two consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms, in their offices, in a hotel room, or in the White House. I don’t care that Donald Trump may have had some sexual relations or any other kind of relations with Stormy Davis—although the Forbes magazine thing is funny.
I just wanted an excuse to publish this line that I made up and think is funny as all get-out:
“I did not pay that woman with whom I did not have sexual relations to not talk about not having sexual relations with me.”
Hell’s Belles but I wish the President would cop it and use it on Twitter!
FEATURED IMAGE: The cartoon at the top of this page is by Clay Jones on the ClayToonz website. He took the time to explain this cartoon, which I don’t find demeaning to Mrs Trump in the least.
“Is it unfair of me to hit Melania Trump with a cartoon? Yeah. Political cartoons aren’t supposed to be fair. Show me a fair political cartoon and I’ll show you a crappy cartoon. I feel Melania’s pain and humiliation over the revelation that Trump had an affair with a porn star and paid her hush money.
But, while this issue may be new news to Melania, the fact Trump is a piece of crap can’t be unless she really is stupid. She may be ignorant but she’s not stupid. She is a victim of her husband and a fair target for my criticism. She didn’t ask for this, but she can’t be surprised.
Melania publicly slapped Trump’s hand away on an international trip. She ditched the Davos trip after the Stormy news came out. It’s reported in Fire And Fury that she has a separate bedroom from Trump which proves she is a human being. This is not a real marriage. She should get out.
Republicans in Washington may be selling their souls and dignity, but Melania still has a chance to redeem hers.
As Oprah would say, You go, girl.”
