I AM NEW TO BLOGGING, thereÂfore I am new to the kind of spam sent to blogs. I have not plugged in any anti-spam softÂware (yet), as I am having a hoot reading the mesÂsages that are atÂtached to the spam. EiÂther the maÂjority of spamÂmers do not speak English—even phonetically!—or there is a method to their madÂness that esÂcapes me.
PerÂhaps the gobÂbledyÂgook that are the mesÂsages acÂtuÂally conÂtain subÂlimÂinal messages—and yes they exist and no they are not illegal—like the computer-generated comÂmerÂcials for Fruity Oat bars in Serenity (a fanÂtastic movie—look it up). Anyway, I took three of these spamoids and turned them into some very free verse (below). Makes me want to go back to my days as a Dadaister and try my hand at spam as dada poetry . . .
Luo north is do-drop water gastight
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who wants to check out this topic. You realize
a great deal its pracÂtiÂcally hard to fight with you—
not too I acÂtuÂally would want.
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that the hell
evil
blood is also very difÂfiÂcult to deal with of thing,
as long as walking off a blood absolute
being son,
perÂhaps will arouse a not foreÂseeÂable mishap, but
at this time Luo north but is do drop water is gastight,
baÂsiÂcally have no of mishap.
I want to exÂpress my apÂpreÂciÂaÂtion to you
just for bailing me out of this situation
beÂcause of surfing around throughout the onÂline world
and finding baÂsics which were not beneficial,
I figÂured my enÂtire life was over exÂisting without
the anÂswers to the probÂlems you’ve sorted out
by means of your enÂtire blog post is a cruÂcial case,
and ones that would have
in a negÂaÂtive way afÂfected my enÂtire caÂreer if
I had not disÂcovÂered your blog
(How many perÂsons exÂactly are what poÂsiÂtion?)
the talÂents and kindness
in touching the whole thing
was helpful I am not sure what I would have done if
I had not come across such a point like this
it’s posÂsible to
at this time look ahead to my fuÂture thanks
for your time so much
for your skilled and amazing guide
(How many perÂsons exÂactly are what poÂsiÂtion?)
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who wants to check out this topic. You realize
I union of which you masÂcuÂline should be up included.
Such type of glowing obligÂaÂtions and explaining!
Wear a little worthÂwhile works affiliates
I’ve other sorts of you guys to blogroll . . .
This is the proper blog for anyone
who wants to check out this topic.
You realize
This how many perÂsons exactly
are what position?
You realize
This how many perÂsons exactly
are what position?
I will not be reÂlucÂtant to enÂdorse your blog
post to anyone who needs to have guidÂance about this area.
(HOW many perÂsons . . .)
Luo north is do-drop water gastight.
(. . . many perÂsons exÂactly are . . .)
Luo north is do-drop water gastight!
(. . . exÂactly are what poÂsiÂtion?)
Luo north is do-drop water gastight.
Copy that gorram message . . .
Have you ever conÂsulted the I Ching? I had disÂcovÂered it just beÂfore I read THE MAN IN THE HIGH CASTLE for the first time; back in the dark ages of the sixties.
Man, was I conÂfused! So many meanÂings in so few lines and each HexaÂgram more mysÂtiÂfying than the last.
The efÂfect has slowly worn off, but I still ocÂcaÂsionÂally toss the coins, or pull out the Tarot cards.
Your vinÂtage post on spam rings that bell! And I thought it was going to be a rant about highly processed meat bi-products packÂaged in a recÂtanÂgular can.
Just Sayin’.