I did not pay that woman with whom I did not have sexual relations to not talk about not having sexual relations with me!

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I DON’T GIVE A HOOT what two con­senting adults do in the pri­vacy of their bed­rooms, in their of­fices, in a hotel room, or in the White House. I don’t care that Donald Trump may have had some sexual re­la­tions or any other kind of re­la­tions with Stormy Davis—although the Forbes mag­a­zine thing is funny.

I just wanted an ex­cuse to pub­lish this line that I made up and think is funny as all get-out:

I did not pay that woman with whom I did not have sexual re­la­tions to not talk about not having sexual re­la­tions with me.” READ MORE